When a website makes a claim like, ‘Whatever You Need, It’s On Us’, you’d expect there to be some out clauses right? It’s one thing to hook you up with tampons, chocolate bars and glasses of Moet, but there’s a line drawn somewhere surely…
Not if you’re Flossie.com!
When we said it, we meant it!
So, to prove it, we’ve brought the women of New Zealand something a little bit special. A little custom-made. A little outside the square.
A big vending machine, packed full of real, live single men (and a few vibrators) to satisfy women of all ages.
It didn’t happen overnight though. First we had to find the men!
The audition process was hilarious – think Idol, but with a slightly different skew, a lineup of talented, eligible, mostly attractive men!
After an exhausting five hours of arduous auditions, the finalists emerged victorious. Meet…
Meanwhile, behind the scenes our construction team kicked into overdrive on an extreme makeover, Flossie.com style! They turned a beat up old 80s Coke machine into the world’s first Man Vending Machine – a real, live, working vending machine, but instead of ice cold Coca Cola, we’re dispensing hotties!
Now, all that’s left to do is watch the action unfold…
If you can’t make it down to Auckland’s High Street today, then check back for our footage of the lucky ladies that get out more than they put in when they happen across the Flossie Man Vending Machine…
And remember, whatever you need, it’s on us – even in the men department!
Did you catch the action down at the Man Vending Machine? Or were you one of the lucky ladies who GOT some action?
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